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Paddy & Bill On This And That

         

Do you think God likes your music?

Paddy:  I heard he was Irish so probably.

Bill:  I figure God has to have a sense of humor, so sure, why not?

Have you ever joined a fan club? If so, who?

Paddy:  Yes. Ron Jeremy's (Only Joking), Gavin Friday's and U2's

Bill:  I was president of the Jersey City Chapter of the famous 80's rock band - Menudo!!

Do you believe in magic?

Paddy:  Yes

Bill:  Nope!

What is your favorite bar?

Paddy:  Paddy And Bill's

Bill:  CBGB's!

What matters most to you?

Paddy:  My Family and God

Bill:  Not breaking my hands!!

Do you trust people (basically)?

Paddy:  Yes

Bill:  Hell no!

What magazines or newspapers do you read regularly?

Paddy:  Fayetteville Observer-Times, USA Today, The Irish Voice, Rolling Stone, Playboy, Recording

Bill:  Fayetteville Observer-Times and Rolling Stone

Have you read any books lately that you were particularly impressed by?

Paddy:  The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown and The Five People You Meet In Heaven by Mitch Albom

Bill:  The DaVinci Code!

What is your favorite brand of beer and cigarettes?

Paddy:  Guinness and Marlboro (but I don't smoke.....or do I?)

Bill:  C'mon! Guiness & Marlboro Reds!

What parts of your body do you like the most and the least?

Paddy:  I have a love/hate relationship with my foreskin.

Bill:  my right hand! Hate my feet.

Do you sing in the shower?

Paddy:  No, I like to moan.

Bill:  Sometimes.

Do you like amusement parks? If so, what is your favorite ride?

Paddy:  They're OK........the girl selling the candy apples.

Bill:  Not really. Too many darned lines!

How old were you when you went out on your first date?

Paddy:  I've never been on a date. I'm a virgin.........

Bill:  13 - First REAL date.

What color are your kitchen plates?

Paddy:   blue and white

Bill:  blue

What book are you reading now?

Paddy:   The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen Covey (I've read it several times before)

Bill:  None

What's on your mouse pad?

Paddy:  An image from The Sistine Chapel in Rome

Bill:  Nothing

What's your favorite board game?

Paddy:   Trivial Pursuit

Bill:  Chess

What's your favorite magazine?

Paddy:  Rolling Stone and Playboy

Bill:  Rolling Stone

Favorite smell?

Paddy:  A Woman

Bill:  Guess??

Least favorite smell?

Paddy:  A Smelly Woman

Bill:  A dirty guess!

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

Paddy:  Where was I last Night?

Bill:  Coffee and a cigarette

What is your favorite color?

Paddy:   Black with white on top

Bill:  Is black a color?

Least favorite color?

Paddy:   The white at the end of a Guinness glass

Bill:  Virgin white

How many rings before you answer the phone?

Paddy:  A couple usually

Bill:  Depends on caller ID

Future child's name?

Paddy:  Arthur Guinness or Jager, maybe Alice

Bill:  Don't even go there!!

What is most important in life?

Paddy:   Doing the right thing

Bill:  Drinking, great sex, love, & my kids, but in no particular order

Chocolate or vanilla?

Paddy:  vanilla

Bill:  Chocolate

Do you like to drive fast?

Paddy:  Yes, I'm usually running late

Bill:  Yup!

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

Paddy:   Yes, a snake. I carry it around with me too

Bill:  Nope!

Storms - cool or scary??

Paddy:   cool, as long as I'm safe

Bill:  Very cool!

If you could meet one person dead or alive?

Paddy:   Jesus Christ

Bill:  Jascha Heifetz!

Favorite alcoholic drink?

Paddy:   What? Guinness of course

Bill:  Jagermeister!

What is your sign & your birthday?

Paddy:   Scorpio, Oct 25th

Bill:  Gemini, May 23

Do you eat the stems of broccoli?

Paddy:   No

Bill:  Yup!

If you could have any job, what would it be?

Paddy:   Hugh Hefner's.......Actually, I couldn't ask for a better job than the one I have now.

Bill:  A guy that gets paid to drink & play occasional music

If you could have any color hair, what would it be?

Paddy:   Black with a white top

Bill:  Mauve!

Is the glass half full or half empty?

Paddy:  One of the great secrets of how to get through this life.......the glass is ALWAYS half full.

Bill:  Definitely half full unless its Jager!

Favorite movie?

Paddy:   Too Many to mention......"Scent of a woman" probably

Bill:  The Red Violin!

Do you type with fingers?

Paddy:   yes

Bill:  No, my toes!

What's under your bed?

Paddy:   a safety net

Bill:  Big Gun!

Favorite sport to watch?

Paddy:  Football (Soccer)

Bill:  Elephant soccer!

What is your single biggest fear?

Paddy:  That Billy wants to kiss me......no no........ That the world will run out of Guinness

Bill:  Losing my family!

Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you

Paddy:  She makes a difference in my life

Bill:  Who sent this to me?

Favorite CD?

Paddy:  U2's The Joshua Tree

Bill:  Cult Beyond Good And Evil

Favorite TV show?

Paddy:   The Weather Channel's "Local on the eights"

Bill:  Emeril Live!

Ketchup or mustard?

Paddy:  Ketchup

Bill:  Both

Hamburgers or hot dogs?

Paddy:   Hamburgers

Bill:  Both

Favorite soft drink?

Paddy:  Coke

Bill:  Hate'em!

The best places you have ever been?

Paddy:  Venice, Rome, Sao Paulo, San Francisco, New York City, London, Dublin, Hope Mills.

Bill:  Puerta Vallarta, Mexico & Meopham, Kent County England!

What screen saver is on your computer right now?

Paddy:  None

Bill:  Me & Missy

Burger King or McDonalds?

Paddy:  McDonalds

Bill:  BK's burgers - McD's fries

Favorite frozen dessert?

Paddy:  Ice cream

Bill:  Don't eat 'em

Favorite band?

Paddy:  U2

Bill:  The Cult

Favorite animal?

Paddy:   Dog

Bill:  Tiger

What do you collect?

Paddy:   Far too many things

Bill:  Nothing

Favorite Biblical verse and/or quote?

Paddy:   "Let he among you who is without sin cast the first stone"

Bill:  It ain't over til it's over!