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Paddy & Bill On Food
What toppings, other than cheese, do you like on pizza?
Paddy: I don't eat pizza, I only eat the crust.
Bill: Sausage & green peppers
What is your favorite food?
Paddy: Bojangle's French Fries and Waffle House Hash Browns. Oh, and Guinness too.
Bill: A great big medium steak - ribeye
What food do you dislike the most?
Paddy: That smelly stuff from Korea........Kim Chi????......Absolutlely Nasty!
Bill: Cow tongue
What is the 'sexiest' food?
Paddy: Nipples and Cream
Bill: Strawberries w/fresh cream dipped in chocolate
About how many different color foods did you eat for dinner last night?
Paddy: One type of food made up of two colors: Black Body and a White Head..........in a glass......
Bill: 1
Do you think about color when you are preparing a meal?
Paddy: I think about Naomi Campbell. She's colored.
Bill: Sometimes
Are there any foods that you wouldn't eat as a child that you eat now?
Paddy: Pasta
Bill: Broccoli & cheese
What is the most unusual thing you've ever eaten.
Paddy: When I was in Brazil I ate monkey but I didn't know it at the time.
Bill: Beef intestine
Did it taste good or bad?
Paddy: It filled a hole. (I spent most of my time in the trees after that.)
Bill: Not too great!
What's the strangest food you've ever eaten? Was it good or bad?
Paddy: DOG........It was wuffing great!
Bill: Beef intestine - not too great
What foods have you tasted which you will never forget for the rest of your life? Why?
Paddy: My first Bojangle's French Fry. It made me moist.
Bill: Steak tar-tar. Didn't know what it was when I ordered it.
Do you like hot, spicy foods?
Paddy: Not Really
Bill: No
Do you like blackeye peas?
Paddy: Never had 'em.
Bill: No
Have you ever eaten dog meat?
Paddy: Yes......It was wuffing great........What the wuff? Didn't I answer that one already?
Bill: No
Is there any food that you refuse to eat?
Paddy: That smelly stuff from Korea. I'd rather kiss Billy.
Bill: I hate squid
If you were on death row, what would you request for your last meal?
Paddy: A bacon and egg biscuit (no cheese) with a large french fries and a coke......from Bojangle's of course.......all washed down by a pint of Guinness........oh and my multi-vitamins from GNC. (Got to look healthy when going before Arthur Guinness up there in heaven)
Bill: Steak topped w/mushrooms, mashed potatoes, & artichoke hearts
Do you pray before each meal?
Paddy: No, but I should.
Bill: Yes
Do you believe that "we are what we eat"?
Paddy: Yes and No......."we are what we drink" would be more accurate for me.
Bill: Yes
When was the last time you ate at a restaurant?
Paddy: Last Night
Bill: 5 days ago
Who do you usually eat dinner with?
Paddy: Various Playboy models..........then I wake up and eat alone.
Bill: Missy and the kids
Have you ever been on a diet? If so, how long did you stay on it?
Paddy: No........I hate diets. I'd rather work out.
Bill: Yes. About a day.
Are you concerned about your calorie intake when choosing something to eat?
Paddy: Not at all
Bill: Nope
What kind of food do you think is the least healthy?
Paddy: Fast food I would imagine......It's good though. Bastards.
Bill: McDonalds
What kind of food do you think is the most healthy?
Paddy: Organic Guinness.
Bill: Spinach. I watched Popeye growing up.